Dogs'n'booze'n'pee with blues!

A basset or a bloodhound,
                                                                       fooled around,
in a pond of spilt beer he found on the ground;

from his cosy spot he later had to flee,
                                                                     because you see,
he couldn't aim when he went to pee.

                                                                                   Weeeeeeeheeeeee!!!